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Vickles
30th June 2006, 05:46 PM
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

MizzDeedz
30th June 2006, 06:44 PM
nice 1 vickles :D some of those are very true, lol:thumbsup:

Pissbag
30th June 2006, 07:33 PM
1. Don't imagine you can change a women - because she never no's what to wear any way;)
2. What do you do if your misses walks out? throw a party:dummy:
3. If they put women on the moon - there would be peace and quiet at last .:D
4. Never let your misses mind wander - u will end up £5000 in det;)
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.(tis true lol):thumbsup: :thumbsup: who wants 2 grow up any way
6. women are all the same - depends on there hair dye :P :P
7. Definition of a single women: they got the complete series of ellen:P
8. Women don't make fools of men - they make us do it
9. Best way to get a women to do something is-say u done it (they allways do it again any way)
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real stupid;)
11. If you want a committed women, buy her a drink:thumbsup:
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, women did'nt know where to go
13. If she asks what sort of books you're interested in, japanese torture books
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell her jokes,just nod every now and again that will do:D :thumbsup:
15. Sadly, all women are hardwork:P :P


enjoy:P :P :P