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glazzy
15th March 2002, 09:12 AM
Mr. Flanagan was teaching his biology class, and quizzing them on last nights reading assignment.

"Shannon, can you tell me which organ in the human body can expand to several times its normal size?" asked Mr. Flanagan

Shannon giggled as if she were thinking of something unmentionable in class.

"Sean, can you tell me?" asked Mr. Flanagan.

"The Eye," said Sean.

"That's right," and Mr. Flanagan continued, "Shannon, I'll tell you three things that are for sure."

"First, you did not do your reading last night and that's for sure."

"Second, you have a very dirty mind, and that's for sure."

"And Third, you are going to be DAMN disappointed, and THAT'S FOR SURE."

jayne x

The Joker
15th March 2002, 09:39 AM
She will indeed, another gud 1 m8!!!