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The Joker
12th March 2002, 09:53 PM
How do you cross a river full of crocodiles? You don't know? Okay, how about...

How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator?
Open the door, put in the elephant, shut the door.

How do you put a girraffe in the refridgerator?
Open the door, take out the elephant, shut the door.

The king of the jungle, was having a meeting and all of the animals in the jungle had to attend. Everyone was there except who? Why weren't they there?
The giraffe, he's still in the refridgerator.

Now, how do you cross that river?
You swim, all the crocodiles are at the king's meeting.