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16th March 2006, 10:55 PM
This one might've been posted before but I thought it was good so neeeer.

Two Aberdonian farmers, Tam and Shuie, are sitting in the Farmers Bar,
drinking beer. Tam turns to Shuie and says, "You know, I'm tired of goin'
through life withoot an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community
college and sign up for some classes."

Shuie thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day Tam goes down to the college and meets the Lecturer, who signs
him up for the four basic classes: Maths, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Tam says. "Fit's that like?"

The Lecturer says, "I'll show you. Do you own a Strimmer?"


"Then logically because you own a Strimmer, I think that you have a garden."

"That's true, I dae huv a garden."

"I've not finished," the Lecturer says. "Because you have a garden, I think
logically that you would have a house."

"Aye, I do have a hoose."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a

"I have a femily."

"I've not finished yet. Because you have a family, then logically you would
have a wife."

"Aye, I dae have a wife."

"And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out all of that
because I have a strimmer."

Excited to take the class now, Tam shakes the Lecturers's hand and leaves to
meet Shuie at the pub.

He tells Shuie about his classes, how he is signed up for Maths, English, History and Logic.

"Logic?" Shuie says, "Fit's that like?"

Tam says, "I'll show you. Do you have a strimmer?"


"Then you're a poof."

Nick (nottherealLukeSlater :o )

ste huxley
18th March 2006, 03:45 PM
Nice 1:thumbsup:

18th March 2006, 05:28 PM
lol nice 1 :thumbsup: i heard another version off that joke involing a goldfish but carnt member it.