View Full Version : Shoppers, male and female differences

5th March 2006, 12:15 AM
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where
> a woman may go to choose a husband.
> Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
> operates.
> You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
> There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
> shopper ascends the flights.
> There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular
> floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down
> except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to
> find a husband.
> On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
> Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 ->
> These men have jobs and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 -
> These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
> "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
> She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have
> jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
> "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
> Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
> Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help
> with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
> reads:
> Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
> There are no men on this floor.
> This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
> Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
> A new wives store opened across the street.
> The first floor has wives that love sex.
> The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
> The third to sixth floors have never been visited.

5th March 2006, 01:52 PM
hallelujah !!!! praise the lord, amen to that:thumbsup: :P

5th March 2006, 02:19 PM
pmsl, so fekking true, lol!!!!!:D