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butty
2nd March 2002, 04:12 PM
> 1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
>
> 2. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
>
> 3. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
>
> 4. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.
>
> 5. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to
> mount you or eat you!
>
> 6. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
>
> 7. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?
>
> 8. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth
> open,and
> I'll give you the meat.
>
> 9. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
> light switch away.
>
> 10. Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while
> you blow the hell out of me.
>
> 11. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
>
> 12. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one
> talking to you.
>
> 13.That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you I'd
> be coming too.
>
> 14. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
>
> 15. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to
> plant you right here

glazzy
2nd March 2002, 04:35 PM
nice 1 :D ...
think my favourite is no.3

jayne x

butty
2nd March 2002, 04:45 PM
lol number 4 is my fave

The Joker
2nd March 2002, 05:03 PM
pmsl my fav in number 8!!!

:D :D :D :D :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :D :D :D :D

The Frog Meister
2nd March 2002, 06:49 PM
N: 10 for me :D