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The Frog Meister
1st March 2002, 12:12 PM
Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found
they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off
because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights
of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a
solution. " Honey, " she signs, " Why don't we agree on some simple signals?
For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and
squeeze my right breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over
and squeeze my left breast one time. " The husband thinks this is a great
idea and signs back to his wife, " Great idea, now if you want to have sex
with me, reach over and pull on penis one time. "
" If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis....fifty
times. "

The Joker
1st March 2002, 09:32 PM
pmsl m8!!

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