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The Joker
20th February 2002, 04:27 PM
1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID
GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES
ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY
DIFFERENTIATED RELATIONSHIPS

6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -He becomes
ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.