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The Joker
19th February 2002, 10:21 PM
A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant
shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.

"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll
agree, and it's an absolute steal at only $20."

"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.

"Well", replies the assistant, it used to live in a brothel and
as a result its language is a touch fruity" "Oh, I don't mind that",
said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.

Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman "F---me, a new brothel and a new madam"

"I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel" says the woman
indignantly.

A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.
"A new brothel, a new madam, and now new prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters.

"Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes"
complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have at laugh at their new pet.

A short while later, the woman's husband comes home.
"Well f---- me, a new brothel, a new madam, new whores, but the
same old clients. How ya doin', Dave?"