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19th February 2002, 10:17 PM
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert
on a camel.

On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without
warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a
long period of silence, the priest spoke. "Well
sister, this looks pretty grim." "I know, father." "In fact, I don't think it likely that we can
survive more than a day or two." "I agree." "Sister, since
we are unlikely to make it
out of here alive, would you do something for me?"
"Anything father." "Ihave never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours."
"Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it
would do any harm."The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed thesight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty. "Sister would you mind if
I touched them?" She consented and he fondled them
for several minutes.
"Father, could I ask something of you?" "Yes
sister?" "I have never seen
a man's penis. Could I see yours?" "I supposed that
would be OK," the
priest replied lifting his robe "Oh father, may I
touch it?" This time the
priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling
he was sporting a huge erection.

"Sister, you know that if I insert my
penis in the right place,
it can give life." "Is that true father?" "Yes it
is, sister." "Then why
don't you stick it up that camel's ass and lets get
the fuck out of here."


19th February 2002, 10:19 PM
gud 1:D

jayne x

The Joker
19th February 2002, 11:07 PM
pmsl m8!!! Welcome 2 the board m8, get in the chillout room n make urself known we don't bite!!!! N of course keep em coming in here!!!

:D :D :D :D :D

The Frog Meister
20th February 2002, 09:23 AM
nice one :)

Come over and get known..... We do bite... but not to hard ;)