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bigtruck
2nd September 2005, 11:41 AM
A young woman in Liverpool was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Mersey.She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the freezing water,when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of ther pier,crying.
He took pity on her and said,"Look,you have so much to live for,I'm off to America in the morning,and if you like,I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day"
Moving closer,he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added,"I'll keep you happy,and you'll keep me happy"
The girl nodded 'Yes'. After all,what did she have to lose?
Perhaps a fresh start in America would give her life new meaning.
That night,the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.From then on,every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit,and they made love until dawn.
Two weeks later,during a routine inspection,she was discovered by the captain.
"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,"she explained. "I get food and a trip to America,and he's screwing me"
"He certainly is," said the captain. "This is the Birkenhead Ferry"

fugjostle
2nd September 2005, 12:16 PM
That made me laff out loud :thumbsup:

nics
2nd September 2005, 12:51 PM
absolute class, proper made me chuckle:rofl:

dodgymix
2nd September 2005, 01:08 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



whats the difference between a Scouse Bird & a computer

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You only have to punch the details into a computer once!



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Vickles
2nd September 2005, 01:16 PM
:rofl: good one Turbine :thumbsup:

Mesh
2nd September 2005, 01:36 PM
he he:thumbsup:
An oldie but a goodie Tez:D
and dodgymix..
what does bunch mean:confused: :P


whats the difference between a Scouse Bird & a computer

You only have to bunch the details in once on a computer

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dodgymix
2nd September 2005, 02:53 PM
he he:thumbsup:
An oldie but a goodie Tez:D
and dodgymix..
what does bunch mean:confused: :P


Punch...i'll change it :$ , i'm not "disleskick", i'm just really bad at typing

Mesh
2nd September 2005, 02:58 PM
Punch...i'll change it :$ , i'm not "disleskick", i'm just really bad at typing

Thanks for clearing that up..bit of advice..if you are going to skit..at least spell it right:P

ruffers
2nd September 2005, 02:59 PM
That made me laff out loud :thumbsup:

Me too, excellent

Northern Star
2nd September 2005, 03:22 PM
:rofl:
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woody
2nd September 2005, 04:34 PM
lol top one tez :thumbsup:

must add tho liverpool girls are sexy as fuck, i'm just hopin they are that dumb :eyebrow: walkin round the town centre is a pleasure on sunny days, spesh near that lap dancing bar ;)

Lozzie
3rd September 2005, 02:54 PM
spesh near that lap dancing bar ;)


Which one...? The Blue leopard?

woody
3rd September 2005, 02:57 PM
Which one...? The Blue leopard?

erm dunno it is blue tho.. its up the top end near dale street, up a side street :D

sirius
3rd September 2005, 05:09 PM
erm dunno it is blue tho.. its up the top end near dale street, up a side street :D

You sound like you know all the classy establishments bud ;)

woody
3rd September 2005, 05:19 PM
You sound like you know all the classy establishments bud ;)

lol hardly fella, theres a few car park spaces further up thats all ;) merely walked past :hubba:

Digital Boy
8th December 2005, 02:05 PM
haha well in

Judderz
8th December 2005, 02:49 PM
erm dunno it is blue tho.. its up the top end near dale street, up a side street :D


Think you mean the Blue Oyster Bar, in which case, they ain't women :P

woody
8th December 2005, 02:59 PM
Think you mean the Blue Oyster Bar, in which case, they ain't women :P


lol... cue sounds of that waltz tune kickin in haha

Jiglo
8th December 2005, 10:13 PM
Hehe!:thumbsup:

Must be bloody deaf though not being able to hear "Ferry Cross The Mersey" each time it docks;)