View Full Version : blonde in supermarket

4th August 2005, 08:22 PM
A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the

>rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled

>hello to him.


>He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and

>although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he

>says "sorry do you know me?"

>She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children !

>His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,

>Christ! he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I

>Sha**ed on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate

>whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ar*e

>No she replies, I'm your sons' English Teacher :D :D :D

4th August 2005, 09:20 PM
:rofl: I had to re-read that last bit n took a few seconds to sink in, lolol!! But it tickled me that!! :rofl:

4th August 2005, 09:48 PM
class mate:thumbsup: