View Full Version : A couple of jokes!

13th April 2005, 09:53 PM
Elton john, Kylie and Robbie williams are walking down the street. Suddenly Kylie trips and gets her head stuck fast in some railings. Robbie see's his chance at a quick shag on Kylie while her arse is stuck up in the air. So drops his trolleys and slams her fast an hard up the arse. When he is done he turns to Elton and says 'your turn bud' Elton looks at Robbie and says 'i wont fit my head in them railings!' :D

Ah well, here's a better one: :P

A woman walks into her doctor's office, scared of the strange development
recently to the inside of her thighs... a green spot on the inside of each.
They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be
getting worse. The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of this,
and that she needn't worry until tests come back. He sends her home.
A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor.
She immediately begs to know what's going on with these spots?
"You're perfectly healthy-there's no problem. But I'm wondering:
is your husband a chav?" the doctor asks.
"Yes-how did you know?"
"Tell him his earrings aren't real gold." :rofl: