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ClaireW
29th March 2005, 08:28 AM
A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. The first is
to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. He starts on this when suddenly a
huge fish leaps out and bites him. He is not going to let a fish have a go so he beats the offending fish to death with a spade. Realising that his boss is not going to be best pleased, he tries to find a way to hide the dead fish.
He hits on the brilliant idea of giving the fish to the lions as
lions will eat anything. So he throws the fish into the lion's cage.
He then moves on to his second job, which is to clear out the monkey house.
He goes in and a couple of chimps starts throwing coconuts at him.
Un-amused he swipes at the chimps with his spade, killing them instantly.
He's really worried now, so what does he do? He feeds the chimps to the
lions, because lions eat anything. He hurls them into the lion's cage.
Anyway, he moves on to his last job, which is to collect honey from South
American bees. He starts on this and quickly gets attacked by the bees.
Alarmed, he grabs his spade and smashes the bees as hard as he can,
squashing them to death. By this point he is not too worried about the death
of bees as he knows what to do by now. He throws them into the
lion's cage, because lions eat anything.
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. It wanders up to another and
says "What's the food like in here?".
The other lion says: . . . . . .

Wait for it.........)


"Absolutely brilliant, today we had fish, chimps and mushy bees"

Saysay
30th March 2005, 03:50 PM
Lolololol, i like that Claire!! ;) :D

cayler
1st April 2005, 12:00 PM
A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. The first is
to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. He starts on this when suddenly a
huge fish leaps out and bites him. He is not going to let a fish have a go so he beats the offending fish to death with a spade. Realising that his boss is not going to be best pleased, he tries to find a way to hide the dead fish.
He hits on the brilliant idea of giving the fish to the lions as
lions will eat anything. So he throws the fish into the lion's cage.
He then moves on to his second job, which is to clear out the monkey house.
He goes in and a couple of chimps starts throwing coconuts at him.
Un-amused he swipes at the chimps with his spade, killing them instantly.
He's really worried now, so what does he do? He feeds the chimps to the
lions, because lions eat anything. He hurls them into the lion's cage.
Anyway, he moves on to his last job, which is to collect honey from South
American bees. He starts on this and quickly gets attacked by the bees.
Alarmed, he grabs his spade and smashes the bees as hard as he can,
squashing them to death. By this point he is not too worried about the death
of bees as he knows what to do by now. He throws them into the
lion's cage, because lions eat anything.
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. It wanders up to another and
says "What's the food like in here?".
The other lion says: . . . . . .

Wait for it.........)


"Absolutely brilliant, today we had fish, chimps and mushy bees"


well ive not bin on the board for a bit but comin back to it with this is fab!! CLAIRE LOVE THE JOKE ITS HAD ME LAUGHING FOR AGES!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE IT :P :P :P :D :D :D

looloo05
3rd April 2005, 07:57 PM
LMAO :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
CLASS :thumbsup: :thumbsup: