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RabbitCity
14th March 2005, 07:29 PM
>Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.


>


>Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in


>the world."


>


>Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."


>


>Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in


>the world."


>


>They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have


>their claims verified.


>


>Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously


>happy.


>


>"It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world,"


>


>Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the


>smallest person in the world."


>


>Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and simply


>stated, "Who the fck is Camilla Parker Bowles ?"

AB45
15th March 2005, 01:45 AM
lol lol
liked that one lol :thumbsup: