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10th March 2005, 01:34 PM
Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please

Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?

Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare

Customer: Hamburger Relish?

Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

Customer: Sausage and Mash?

Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

Customer: Cottage Pie?

Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.

Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?

Shopkeeper: Yes

Customer: (sigh) Just give me 20 Bensons then.

Shopkeeper: Certainly. 4.08 please.

Customer: Thanks !!

10th March 2005, 01:40 PM
ha ha ha gemma :rofl: i like that

10th March 2005, 01:45 PM
:rofl: Nice one!! :rofl:


sweet sensation
10th March 2005, 02:12 PM
Spot on that :thumbsup: just says it all doesnt it :|

10th March 2005, 02:16 PM
The exact point i was trying to make to the secretary in my office who gave me a list of all the foods i could and could not eat cos they'd kill me, none of which she'll touch yet she smokes 20 a day!!!! :crazy: