View Full Version : englishman...

29th January 2002, 12:30 PM
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman go into a pub. They all suffer from
a severe stutter.

"What's it to be?" asks the stunningly beautiful landlady.

"Th th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi.................." says the

Up steps the Irishman. "Threeee p pints of of of of gui gui gui

Then the Scotsman tries."Th th th thth th th th th th th th th

"Oh bugger this!" says the beautiful landlady and walks away to serve someone

She returns ten minutes later and asks if they are ready to order yet.

"Th th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi", stutters the Englishman.

"Three pints of gui gui gui gui........." tries Paddy.

And then Scotty starts "Th th th th th th th th th th th th th th

"Look" says the beautiful landlady, who loves a bet, "If any one of you can
answer a question without stuttering I'll let you shag me!" Quite confident
that no one will win, she turns to the Englishman.

"Where do you live?" "M M M M M M M Man Man Man Man Manch Manch Manch."

"No. You lose." says the beautiful landlady. Turning to the Scotsman, she
asks, "Where do you live Scotty?", trying not to laugh.

"E E E E EEd Ed Ed Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin Edinb."

"Sorry, you lose." says the gorgeous woman.

"And Paddy, where do you live?" she purrs at the Irishman.

"London" blurts out the Irishman.

"Oh. Bugger!" says the landlady. A great cheer goes up in the pub and the
landlady reluctantly takes him by the hand and leads him upstairs.

Once in the bedroom she strips to her underwear, next she takes off her bra
exposing a voluptous bosom. Finally she slides off her panties then climbs
into bed.

Paddy with concentration climbs aboard and goes for glory, and then,right at
the climaxing stroke, he suddenly screams out

"...............- D D D D D Derry!!"