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24th January 2002, 09:33 PM
A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog peed on
his leg. He reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the

A passer-by who'd seen everything remarked, "That's very tolerant of
you after what he just did."

"Not really," came the reply. "I'm just finding out where his mouth
is, so I can kick him in the nuts."

jayne x