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The Joker
23rd January 2002, 12:06 PM
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping
across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the
rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car
and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an
animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out
to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the
rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful, he began to cry.

A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side
of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked
the man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit this rabbit
and killed it."

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She
went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked
over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the
can onto the rabbit.

Miraculously the rabbit came back to life, jumped up, waved its
paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 meters away
the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved and hopped down the
road, another 50 meters, turned, waved and hopped another 50
meters.

The man was astonished! He couldn't figure out what substance
could be in the woman's spray can!! He ran over to the woman and
demanded, "What is in your spray can? What did you spray on
that rabbit?"

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the
label.

It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."

glazzy
23rd January 2002, 12:16 PM
me being female...doesn't get it

jayne x

The Joker
23rd January 2002, 12:27 PM
soz glazzy m8 missed the end off it's there now!

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