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glazzy
22nd January 2002, 09:09 PM
Three men are sitting in a room smoking cannabis. After a few spliffs
they run out of gear.

One of the men stands up and says, "Look, we've got loads more
tobacco, I'll just nip into the kitchen and make one of my speciality
spliffs."

Off he goes into the kitchen where he takes some cumin, turmeric and a
couple of other spices from the spice rack, grinds them up and rolls
them into a spliff. On his return he hands it to one of his smoking
partners who lights it and takes a long drag. Within seconds he passes
out. Ten minutes go by and he's still out cold, so they decide to
take him to hospital.

On arrival he is wheeled into intensive care. The doctor returns to
his friends and asks, "So what was he smoking then? Cannabis?"

"Well sort of," replies one of the guys, "but we ran out of gear, so I
made a home-made spliff."

"Oh," replies the doctor, "what did you put in it?"

"Um, a bit of cumin, some turmeric, and a couple of other spices."

The doctor sighs, "Well that explains it."

"Why, what's wrong with him?" demands one of the men.

"He's in a korma," replies the doctor.

jayne x

rob s.
22nd January 2002, 10:13 PM
hee hee hee!

I liked that one lots :)