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Tigger
21st January 2002, 01:58 PM
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Here's our friendly little fellow, who we'll call Mr. Oink. He sure looks happy on Farmer McDoodle's pasture, where he can eat grain, scraps and concentrated hormone pellets to his heart's content. He sure is a chubby little guy, that Mr. Oink!

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First, our little friend is stunned with the help of Mr. Mallet or Mr. Bolt Gun by Mr. Meat Packer. Pleasant dreams, Mr. Oink!

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"Sticking" Mr. Oink severs his cartoid artery while he's still dazed! A pan is used to gather the blood for some delicious blood sausages! Mmm!

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Ker-splash! Nothing like a good hot bath—especially when it loosens pesky and unwanted dirt, hair and skin. Hold your nose, Mr. Oink—you might be down there for a while!

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Snicker-snack, how swiftly Mr. Butcher slits open Mr. Oink's belly. Bet that tickles! Now it's time to remove Mr. Oink's viscera and separate his liver. But don't throw any of it away; it'll all make the yummiest hot dogs!

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Mr. Butcher then goes to work on Mr. Oink, slicing up choice parts like ribs (yummy!), chops (tasty!), loin (mmm, good!), and yes—everyone's favorite—bacon!

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Mr. Oink sure likes his new home at the supermarket, but he won't be there for long! If you ask your mom nicely, maybe she'll "bring home the bacon!"

glazzy
21st January 2002, 02:24 PM
i think i might not(100%) ever eat another hotdog as long as i live......cheers:(

lol...then again i might not eat anything to do with pig either!!

jayne x

Tigger
21st January 2002, 02:33 PM
:D LOL :D

I think me n cat are forming the OSA Healthy Eating Movement, raising global awareness of the perils of eating kebab and pig products! ;)

The Frog Meister
22nd January 2002, 12:55 PM
*grabs shotgun and meat cleaver* Anyone up for some chicken?

Pixie
22nd January 2002, 05:33 PM
That's gross :( :naughty:

The Frog Meister
23rd January 2002, 09:42 AM
sorry I'm a peasant, and I love my fresh food :)