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whatyadoinsucka
21st January 2002, 11:51 AM
my favourite put down line on a night out

if a girl asks don't I know you

I just say 'yeh, i'm the receptionist at the local VD clinic'


whats your favourite, please note i'd only say this
if there very persistant (even annoyingly so)

whatyadoinsucka
21st January 2002, 11:54 AM
it should be

'do you fancy a threesome'

answer 'no'

'well fuck off then while I chat up your mate'

(NB: I accept no liability for using this line)

Dj M Jaxx
21st January 2002, 12:14 PM
My friend once said this to a girl

" Do you beleive in love at first sight, or would you like me to walk past you again "

How Cheesie is that :hurl: :hurl: :hurl:


I have a little joke about chat up lines, well sort of

This guy is at a checkout line in a suppermarket

He starts to put his items on to the moving belt

1 tin of tuna,
1 loaf of bread
1 ready meal
1 tin of beans
and so on

The girl behind the till says " hey, your single arn't you
The Guy replies " Yes, how did you guess, was it that I buy my single items ????"

The Girl says " No, it's becauase you are an ugly t*at !!!!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Tigger
21st January 2002, 12:16 PM
My favourite has got to be:

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did
anyways.

whatyadoinsucka
21st January 2002, 12:27 PM
i once had a

girl buy me three double tequila's
(this was after 2 bottles of wine red + white, 6 or 7 pints 9 vodka's)
BLOODY hell i was a piss head at uni

she' then said

'what would you say if i said i wanted to kiss you'


well she pulled.
needless to say, i ended up in bed with her, unfortunately i called her 'sarah' her house mated name, a big no..no, next morning
I was somewhat ill, for a few days
needless to say i've not drunk tequila since

woody
21st January 2002, 06:46 PM
i've got a gud en!

Guy approaches a girl at the bar,

"hello darlin, whats the chances of getting into those panties of yours? "

" no thanks, theres one arsehole in there already!"


LMFAO @ that one


Woody

The Frog Meister
23rd January 2002, 08:30 AM
The one that I sometimes use (NOT)

Me : Do you have some french in you?

girl : No

me : Do you want some?


:axe: :axe: :axe:

I actually once said that for a laugh...

And she looked at me and said.... Ok!

Bloody hell was I shocked.... up untill I got to her room that is ;)

WAFC
4th February 2002, 12:48 AM
" You've got 306 bones in your body, do you want another in there?"

"Hey love, me names not Flintstone but I bet I can make your bedrock."