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ZENZEN
29th November 2004, 11:52 AM
Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

a.. Innovative.
b.. Preliminary.
c.. Proliferation.
d.. Cinnamon.

Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

a.. Specificity.
b.. British Constitution.
c.. Passive-aggressive disorder.
d.. Transubstantiate.

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:

a.. Thanks, but I don't want to snog you.
b.. Nope, no more booze for me.
c.. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d.. No kebab for me, thank you.
e.. Good evening Officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f.. I'm not interested in fighting you.
g.. Oh, I just couldn't! - no one wants to hear me sing.
h.. Thank you, but I wont make any attempt to dance, I have zero
co-ordination.
i.. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

Northern Star
29th November 2004, 09:26 PM
Hahahahahaha Zenzen....wicked fella! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

'Shabba'
30th November 2004, 10:53 AM
That's fab, i'm fairly sure i've never managed to say any of them after a few pints of glass spider!!!!! :D :thumbsup:

sgt.lead
6th December 2004, 09:56 AM
lololololol :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

sgt.lead
6th December 2004, 09:59 AM
And the old one "nah won`t bother drivin tonight" :S http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/23/300px-Crashcar.jpg