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22nd November 2004, 12:55 PM
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his
bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

Divorce: Future tense of marriage

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the
number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is
defeated by feminine water-power ..

Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody
listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a
feeling you have never felt before.

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous
home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open
their mouth.

Etc...: A sign to make others believe that you know more
than you actually do.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be
spoken of when dead.

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way
that you actually look forward to the trip.

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he
got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when
you are early.

cam
25th November 2004, 08:55 AM
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open
their mouth.



:rofl: absolute quality this one :D

dj_jam
25th November 2004, 09:00 AM
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open
their mouth.


aye thats got to be the best! lol!! :rofl: