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JohnnyPink
19th November 2004, 10:50 AM
BEER vs VAGINA

1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER

2. Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA

3. A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER

4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your

teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick

you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick

you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here,

depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. Call it a DRAW

for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night

and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer.

If you eat any p***y in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you

smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA

9. You normally don't find old beer. One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina

and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA

11. Ripping a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun!

One point to VAGINA

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to VAGINA

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point

to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a

can. One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles

down. One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc.

One point to BEER

17. You always know how much beer is going to cost. One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother. One point to BEER

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drunk it.

One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or

discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those

feelings, let alone express them. Therefore, an extra point for

BEER!!!!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!!!

Antz
20th November 2004, 05:31 PM
Excellent!!! :D

el-presidente
21st November 2004, 01:06 AM
lolololololololol pmsl !

n1 mate :thumbsup:

couldn't agree wi u more - lol

:P :P