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11th November 2004, 03:38 PM
undefinedFunny that most of our best-sellers are written at a 9th-grade reading
level.

I'm not rude, I'm "attitudinally challenged"

If the alarm clock woke you up this morning, you didn't get enough sleep.

I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?

Being overconservative is the most reckless kind of driving.

I was born intelligent . . . education ruined me.

No one is funnier than people who take themselves too seriously.

The real world is a figment of our lack of imagination.

Think of all the time we could save if we didn't have to say hello to
people.

Ambivalence may or may not be my problem

It's a dog eat dog world, and there are some real bitches out there.

ilovepiano
11th November 2004, 04:01 PM
If the alarm clock woke you up this morning, you didn't get enough sleep.




That one is superb, and oh so true! :rofl:

Super Freak
14th November 2004, 09:36 AM
Ah Nostalger... isnt what it used to be.