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ZENZEN
23rd August 2004, 02:03 PM
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling...

A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they came
across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an
Iraqi soldier.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in
a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breathe. They ran to
him, cradled his bruised head and asked him what had happened.

"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth when
I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in
the eye and shouted, 'Saddam Hussein is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of
trash!'"

"He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, 'George W. Bush is a
moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash too!'"

"We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us." :P:P

cam
23rd August 2004, 02:13 PM
:rofl:

Thats quality fella :thumbsup: