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XValentinadobeX
5th August 2004, 09:58 PM
thought i might liven the place up with my anti man jokes lol i loves u all really hehe
how many blokes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
erm 3 one to screw it in and 2 to watch him and listen to him brag about it

why does it take 100,000 sperm to fertile one egg?
cause none of the bastards will stop and ask for directions.

why does a bloke whistle when hes on the toilet?
so he remebers which end to wipe.

ooooooohh iv loads more but id better stop there i wouldnt want to upset the men anymore than neccessary eh lol.

The Joker
6th August 2004, 09:26 AM
why does it take 100,000 sperm to fertile one egg?
cause none of the bastards will stop and ask for directions.
tis y women can't get pregnant from a blow job ;) ;) ;) ;)



why does a bloke whistle when hes on the toilet?
so he remebers which end to wipe.
PMSLOLOLOLOLOLOL qualiteeeeeeee



ooooooohh iv loads more but id better stop there i wouldnt want to upset the men anymore than neccessary eh lol.
keep em comin the blokes on ere can hack it ;) ;) ;) ;)

cam
6th August 2004, 09:33 AM
keep em comin the blokes on ere can hack it ;) ;) ;) ;)


Speak for you self mr joker, im ded offended me :P

But i suppose I could read a few more though :P lol

The Joker
6th August 2004, 09:44 AM
Speak for you self mr joker, im ded offended me :P
PMSLOLOLOLOLROFLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL u offended PMSLOLOLOLOLROFLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL