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Northern Star
12th May 2004, 03:17 PM
Now come on ladies....we've all had one like this!


You have to sing this the tune of 'i will survive' ......


At first i was afraid i was petrified,
by the ugly wanker that was lying by my side,
i wouldve drunk a little less, i wouldve tried to keep my head,
if i'd have known for just one second i'd be in your crusty bed.....

i tried to go, walk out the door,
but i laughed so hard at your small knob that i've fallen on the floor,
your butts a pimply mess, its just a broken-out disgrace,
but i'd rather look at that, than at your f****n ugly face,

i want to go, i've got to leave.
your talk of chicks and football really makes me want to heave,
only know i've got to stop my drinking spirits and beer,
coz when i looked at you last night, you looked just like richard gere...

i cant beleive, that we both shagged,
you should be wearing concrete shoes or simply bound and bloody gagged,
i'm f****n off right now, im jumping on the flippin train,
and im not stoppin till i am home and washed your greeblies down the drain.

Please let me go, i feel quite sick,
we had the worst sex in the world and and youre an ugly little prick,
i shouldve shagged your gorgeous mate at least he has a lovely flat,
but no, i go and trust the booze and end up with you ugly twat....

Its time to go, run out the door,
you look so ugly it really should be against the law,
im going to give up all the booze, im going to have no stupid fun,
cus waking up beside your mug just makes want to be a nun!


SOZ FOR FOULNESS OF LANGUAGE BUT I HAD TO SHARE...IT MADE ME LARFFF A LOT.........

I WILL AWAIT MY TELLING OFF..........!

cam
12th May 2004, 03:30 PM
:rofl: thats shit hot :D

Northern Star
12th May 2004, 03:33 PM
Not Sure I Was Allowed To Put That On...but You Guys Seem Ok Wiv Stuff Like That........xxxxxx

I Hope Neway...x

ilovepiano
12th May 2004, 06:50 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

dj_jam
12th May 2004, 09:35 PM
lol!!!! i am oingg to remember them words and sing it on kareoke....maybe not....

Saysay
13th May 2004, 10:42 AM
Lol, nice one!! :thumbsup:

northern minx
13th May 2004, 11:50 AM
i sang this on kareoke once!:$ the words were slightly different but still as rude!

we didnt win any prizes:$