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Shooms
13th April 2004, 01:41 PM
Every 14th of February guys get the chance to display their love for
their wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows
and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentine's Day they
rack their brains for that one special, unique gift that will show the wife or girlfriend that they really love them more than anything.

Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret.... guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration.

Another secret.... guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created. April 22nd is now officially
"Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self-explanatory.... this
holiday has been created so your ladies finally have a day to show your man
just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, and no special nights on
the town - the name of the holiday explains it all.... just a steak and a BJ. That's it.

Finally, this twin pair of Valentines Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will
usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in
February to ensure a more memorable April !

It's like a perpetual love machine. The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

:thumbsup: :bj:

Bubbles
13th April 2004, 01:55 PM
i think a blow job once a month is enough 4 any man :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

and i dont recive anythin on valentines day except a card :@

RabbitCity
13th April 2004, 02:03 PM
i think a blow job once a month is enough 4 any man :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

and i dont recive anythin on valentines day except a card :@

And...? :P o yeah medium rare pls... ;)

Saysay
14th April 2004, 02:03 PM
i think a blow job once a month is enough 4 any man :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

and i dont recive anythin on valentines day except a card :@
Once a month??? Ya gotta be kiddin? lol

Only a card? :@ Thats shocking!! Me n my lee (lol) had a brilliant valentines day n night! :hubba: Champagne, strawberries, chocolates, candles, bath.......and that was before 2am!! :P :eyebrow:

Valentines day is a day devoted to love and its a special day when you can express just how much you love your partner!! :heart:

Lol btw Shooms, Steak n Blowjob day sounds good to me, and most probably Lee n all!! :bj: = a :D nowthen!! lololol :thumbsup:

Noz
14th April 2004, 02:08 PM
Yeah but if its Steak & Blow Job DAY, how many do ya get?

Saysay
14th April 2004, 02:10 PM
Yeah but if its Steak & Blow Job DAY, how many do ya get?
LOL, good point! How many steaks can a man eat!? Im sure the other doesnt need anwsering!