View Full Version : Groaners Part 1

12th December 2003, 11:23 PM
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump
attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typically Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.

As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are those? Asks the attendant.

"They're called tees" replies Tiger.

"Well, what on the good earth are they for?" inquires the Irishman.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.

"Feckin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything."

The Joker
13th December 2003, 08:42 AM
PMSLOLOLOL :thumbsup:

14th December 2003, 01:41 PM
hahahahahaha thats quality, can only imagine what tiger woods thought after that comment. probably summat like "fucking stupid bomb slinging bitch"