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10th December 2003, 05:06 PM
Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that
despite his 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night.
Kylie Minogue, who was also a guest, looked intrigued.

After the show, Kylie said, "Sean, if I am not being too forward, I'd love
to have sex with an older man. Let's go back to my place."

So they go back to her place and have great sex. Afterwards, Sean says,
"If you think that was good, let me sleep for half an hour, and we can
have even better sex. But while I'm sleeping, hold my balls in your left
hand and my dick in your right hand."

Kylie looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay."

He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex.
Then Sean says, "Kylie, that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an
hour, we can have the best sex yet. But again, hold my balls in your left
hand, and my dick in your right hand."

Kylie is now used to the routine and complies. The results are mind

Once it's all over, and the cigarettes are lit, Kylie asks,
"Sean, tell me, does my holding your balls in my left hand and your dick
in my right stimulate you while you're sleeping?"
Sean replies," No, but the last time I slept with a slut from
Melbourne, she stole my wallet."

10th December 2003, 05:14 PM
LOL!! :thumbsup: :D

DJ Briz
11th December 2003, 03:27 AM
2 Good!


11th December 2003, 10:56 PM
funy as fuk heard it b4 stil as funy!