View Full Version : Another Linda McCartney Joke

19th November 2003, 05:48 PM
Linda McCartney dies in a car crash, Her husband is left with telling the kids to good news, so he ponders all day the best way to tell the kids....

Eventually the kids return from school, so the father thinks there is only one way I can put this, so he sits the kids down and says

"I have some good news and some bad news, which would you like first???"

The children replies "the bad news."
The father replies "your mother died today in a car crash"
at which point the children start to cry.
after a few moments the children ask "well whats the good news???"

At which point the father replies "It's steak for tea."

The Joker
19th November 2003, 05:49 PM
LOLOLOLOL top m8 :thumbsup: