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woody
22nd September 2003, 10:28 AM
ish Hook
>
> A young guy from Texas* moves to California and goes to a big
> "everything under one roof" department* store looking for a job.
> The manager says, "Do you have any sales* experience?"
>
> The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas."
>
> Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job "You start
> tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
>
> His* first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
>
> After the store* was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales
> did
> you make today?"
>
> The kid says, "One."
>
> The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people* average 20 or 30 sales a
> day. How much was the sale for?"
>
> The* kid says, "$101,237.64."
>
> The boss says, "$101,237.64? What the hell did* you sell?"
>
> The Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I* sold him
> a
> medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold*
> him
> a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and
> he
> said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so
> we
> went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine
> Chris
> Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it,
> so
> I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4
> Blazer."
>
> The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and* you sold
> him
> a boat and truck?"
>
> The Kid says, "No, he came in here* to buy a box of tampons for his
> wife and I said, 'Well, your weekend's shot,* you might as well go
> fishing."

The Joker
22nd September 2003, 11:22 AM
PMSLOLOLOL class woody m8 :thumbsup:

cam
22nd September 2003, 01:21 PM
class mate :D