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The Frog Meister
3rd September 2003, 09:48 AM
The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and, because they have requested an
audience, and, as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the
Pope. Dopey leads the pack.

"Dopey, my son," says the Pope "What can I do for you?"
Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment, and
answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome." In the background a
few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare,
silencing them.

Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are they’re any dwarf nuns in all of
Europe?" The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,
there are no dwarf nuns in Europe." This time, all of the other dwarfs
burst into laughter.

Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare. He
turns back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns
anywhere in the world?" After consulting with his advisors, the Pope
responds, "I'm sorry my son, there're no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding the
floor - tears streaming down their cheeks as they begin chanting:

"Dopey shagged a penguin!" "Dopey shagged a penguin!"

The Joker
3rd September 2003, 11:24 AM
gud 1 m8 :thumbsup:

3rd September 2003, 11:45 AM
id say groaaaaaaaaaan but with some of the ones ive posted i dont think im qualified enough :p lol