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cam
20th August 2003, 11:51 AM
> >
> This is even funnier when you realize it's real!
> Next time you have a bad day
> at work...think of this guy.
>
> Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global
> Divers in Louisiana. He
> performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling
> rigs.
>
> Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then
> sent it to radio station
> 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was
> sponsoring a worst job
> experience contest. Needless to say, she won.
>
> Hi Sue,
> Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.
> Last week I had a bad day
> at the office. I know you've been feeling down
> lately at work, so I thought I
> would share my dilemma with you to make you realize
> it's not so bad after all.
> Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first
> must bore you with a few
> technicalities of my job.
> As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the
> sea. I wear a suit to the
> office. It's a wetsuit.
> This time of year the water is quite cool. So what
> we do to keep warm is this:
> We have a diesel powered industrial water heater.
> This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out
> of the sea. It
> heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps
> it down to the diver
> through a garden hose, which is taped to the air
> hose.
> Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used
> it several times with no
> complaints.
>
> What I do, when I get to the bottom and start
> working, is take the hose and
> stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my
> whole suit with warm
> water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
> Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my
> butt started to itch. So,
> of course, I scratched it. This only made things
> worse.
> Within a few seconds my butt started to burn.
> I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage
> was done.
> In agony I realized what had happened.
> The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and
> pumped it into my suit.
> Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the
> jellyfish couldn't
> stick to it.
> However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.
> When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was
> actually grinding
> the jellyfish into the crack of my butt.
> I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over
> the communicator.
> His instructions were unclear due to the fact that
> he, along with five
> other divers, were all laughing hysterically.
> Needless to say I aborted the dive.
> I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water
> decompression stops totaling
> thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface
> to begin my chamber dry
> decompression.
> When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing
> but my brass
> helmet.
> As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears
> of laughter
> running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and
> told me to rub it on my
> butt as soon as I got in the chamber.
> The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for
> two days because my butt
> was swollen shut.
> So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think
> about how much worse it
> would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.
> Now repeat to
> yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my
> job "

pianoman
20th August 2003, 11:53 AM
LOL!! NO Way LOL!!!!!!!

Nice one Cam, thats tickeled me Flu that has! LOL!!

ZENZEN
20th August 2003, 12:09 PM
Mad one mate!! LMFAO!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: