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jenwah
18th August 2003, 09:30 PM
U mite have heard this before. i heard it a while ago, but jus remembered it today n it made me giggle!!!! ;) ;) :D :D

a woman is washing the pots in her kitchen one day, listening to her young son play with his toy train in the living room.
As she listens, she's disgusted to hear him shout,

"those who wanna board the train, f**king get on, those who wanna get off, f**king hurry up."

She goes into the living room and tells him he'd better not say things like that again or he'll be sent to his room.
She goes back to the kitchen and carrys on washing up.
A few minutes later, she hears him speaking really quietly;

"those who wanna board the train, f**king get on, those who wanna get off, f**king hurry up."

Getting angry, she sends him to his room to think about the things he said. After an hour she lets him back down t5o play with the train. She listens to him playing happily;

"those who wanna board the train, get on, those who wanna get off, get off. AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE PISSED OFF ABOUT THE DELAY, BLAME THE BITCH IN THE KITCHEN!!"

:joker: :joker: :joker:

The Joker
18th August 2003, 09:33 PM
have heard it b4 but it's top hun!!! :thumbsup:

RetroAndy
18th August 2003, 09:48 PM
Good one Jen i haven't heard that one either :thumbsup:

Andy

cam
19th August 2003, 06:53 AM
lol ye i remember it good one :)

mad how you forget jokes but you remember other stuff :S