View Full Version : What if Microsoft made cars? Wouldn't it really stink if your car crashed twice a day

18th July 2003, 08:56 PM
8. We would all have to switch to Microsoft Gas.

7. The U.S. government would be forced to rebuild all of the roads for Microsoft cars; they will drive on the old roads, but they run very slowly.

6 The oil, alternator, gas and engine warning lights would be replaced by a single 'General Car Fault' warning light.

5. Apple computers would make a car that was solar-powered, twice as reliable and five times as fast, but would run on only 5% of the roads.

4. You could have only one person in the car at a time, unless you bought a Car95 or CarNT -- but then you would have to buy ten more seats and a new engine.

3. Occasionally, your car would die for NO apparent reason and you would have to restart it. Strangely, you would just accept this as normal.

2. Your car would suddenly stop after 30 days if you hadn't "activated" it.

1. People would get excited about the new features of the latest Microsoft cars, forgetting that these same features had been available from other car makers for years!

The Joker
20th July 2003, 03:33 PM
lolololol gud 1 m8y!!!