View Full Version : Men Can Never Win

4th July 2003, 01:18 PM
If you work too hard, youíre not spending enough time with her. If you donít work hard enough, youíre a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, itís exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, itís favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, itís equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, itís sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, itís male indifference.

If you cry, youíre a wimp. If you donít, youíre insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, youíre a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, sheís a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesnít enjoy, thatís domination. If she asks you, itís a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, youíre vain. If you donít, youíre a slob.

If you buy her flowers, youíre after something. If you donít, youíre not thoughtful.

If youíre proud of your achievements, youíre an egotist. If youíre not, youíre not ambitious.

The Joker
4th July 2003, 04:26 PM
class & soooooooooooooo true ;)

4th July 2003, 04:58 PM
lol.. women eh, can't live, can't kill em :) :thumbsup:

Miss Cola
4th July 2003, 11:05 PM
Hehehe, yep very true!! :p

7th July 2003, 09:29 AM
tooooooooooooooooo bLOOdy true.