View Full Version : Can your d1ck touch your bum?

4th July 2003, 09:10 AM
John, who's 7, asks his dad, "Can you buy me a bike?" and his dad says, "Son, does your D1ck touch your Bum?"
The kid replied "No."
"Well, There's your answer mate."

A couple of years later when John's 10 he asks his dad "Can you buy me a skateboard?" Once again he replies "Son, does your D1ck touch your Bum?" and then once again his son replies "No." "Well, there is your answer then."

Years later when John was 16 he came to his father again and asked "Dad can you buy me a motorbike?" for the
last time his Dad replied "SON! DOES YOUR D1CK TOUCH YOUR BUM?" and Johnny said "No it doesn't" "WELL THERE'S YOUR ANSWER."

5 years later when Johnny was 21 he won the lottery.
His Dad asked him "John, it's been a bit of a hard year out on the farm, do you think we can can have some money?"

"Well Dad, Does ya D1ck touch ya bum?"

"Well son, actually it does"


4th July 2003, 09:35 AM
lol :) :thumbsup:

4th July 2003, 09:51 AM
quality mate :)

Miss Cola
4th July 2003, 01:27 PM
Lol! nice one!! :thumbsup: :D

4th July 2003, 02:55 PM
good one bud :thumbsup: