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JohnnyPink
27th June 2003, 11:48 AM
New Element: Woman
ELEMENT: Women
SYMBOL: Wo
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 118 lbs, known to vary from 100 to 500 lbs.
OCCURANCE: Copius quantities throughout the world.



Physical Properties
1. Surface usually covered with a painted film.
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states ranging from virgin metals to
common ore.
6. Yields to pressure applied to correct points.



Chemical Properties
1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious metals.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and no
known reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man.

Common Uses
1. Highly ornamental, especially in expensive cars or sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.



Tests
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Hazards
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one.