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Crystal
17th June 2003, 09:41 AM
TO ALL WOMEN: PLEASE, PLEASE REGISTER BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. SPACES ARE LIMITED.

Women already know everything, but wait... Training courses are now available for women to brush up the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone
Before.

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Deposits.

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits.

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The Football has finished

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Giving Men Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His - that means it's not for
your legs.

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The last resort, not the first.

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking before speaking (very popular course)

9. Communication Skills III: Getting what you want without nagging (5 year course)

10. Driving a Car Safely: A skill you CAN acquire (requires aptitude
test)

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up.

12. Introduction to Parking.

13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space.

14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat.

15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter.

16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption.

17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.

19. PMS: Your Problem .......... Not ours.

20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To.

21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have.

22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice.

23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together.

24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both.

25. TV Remotes: For Men Only.

26. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before.

Please register immediately as courses are in great demand

fugjostle
17th June 2003, 10:35 AM
lmao.. some good ones in there :) :thumbsup:

Miss Cola
17th June 2003, 10:52 AM
Nice one!! :thumbsup:

cam
17th June 2003, 04:32 PM
19. PMS: Your Problem .......... Not ours.


What more does one say ?

lmfao