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13th June 2003, 12:29 PM
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the
judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."

Mickey replied, "No I didn't, I said she was fucking Goofy."

The Joker
13th June 2003, 12:47 PM
*groan* but it still raised a smile ;) ;) ;)

13th June 2003, 12:50 PM
lmao... made me guffaw :) :thumbsup:

13th June 2003, 12:53 PM
Although I think the actual joke is:

"the judge said, 'I cannot grant you divorce on the grounds that your wife has buck teeth'. To which Mickey replied, 'I didn't say she had buck teeth... I said she was f**king goofy'."


Miss Cola
13th June 2003, 08:47 PM