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cam
7th June 2003, 09:40 AM
A lion, was in its enclosure at the zoo, basking in the sun and licking its asshole.
"That's a very docile animal," a visitor remarks to the keeper.

"Not at all" says the keeper, "that lion is the most ferocious beast in the entire zoo. Just one hour ago, the lion grabbed a French tourist and completely devoured him.

"That's difficult to believe" said the bewildered visitor, "why is the lion lying there licking his asshole then?"

"Poor bastrd is trying to get the taste out of his mouth" replied the keeper

The Frog Meister
7th June 2003, 12:12 PM
OIE! I could say the same thing about the English!!!!!!!!

Miss C
7th June 2003, 08:55 PM
Hehe, u cnt please em all can u cam ;)

The Frog Meister
8th June 2003, 10:02 PM
Nah............. Especially this frog!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL

cam
9th June 2003, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by Miss C
Hehe, u cnt please em all can u cam ;)

Hun Im gutted thats the first time a birds said that to me :p

The Frog Meister
9th June 2003, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by cam
Hun Im gutted thats the first time a birds said that to me :p

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