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northern minx
2nd June 2003, 09:30 AM
someone sent me this on email!!!!

slogans to go chic's tshirts!!!!

I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

Warning : I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

I'm a multi-tasker : I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Guys have feelings too. But, like . . . who cares?

I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.

Next mood swing : 6 minutes and counting.

I hate everybody, and you're next.

Please don't make me kill you.

And your point is . . .

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

All stressed out and no one to choke.

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

They aren't hot flushes, they're power surges!

Of course I don't look busy . . . I did it right the first time.

Miss Cola
2nd June 2003, 10:37 AM
Nice one!! :thumbsup:

doolz
2nd June 2003, 10:53 AM
how about

premenstral postmenstral im only nice 1 week out of 4

Shooms
2nd June 2003, 10:53 AM
Nice one Minxy :) Mind you - must've taken some time to type... time better spent by a woman ironing, washing up, cleaning or cooking dont ya think ?? :p ;)

fugjostle
2nd June 2003, 11:23 AM
lol shooms.. I'm saying nothing ;)

My favourite was "They aren't hot flushes, they're power surges!"

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