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The Frog Meister
1st April 2003, 09:53 AM
Take all American women who are within five years of menopause - train
>>us
>> > for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades, gas masks,
>> > moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate, and canned tuna -
>>drop
>> > us (parachuted, preferably) across the landscape of Afghanistan, and
>>let
>>us
>> > do what comes naturally.
>> >
>> > Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even when doing standard
>>stuff
>> > like grocery shopping and paying bills, is formidable enough to make
>>even
>> > armed men in turbans tremble.
>> >
>> > We've had our children; we would gladly suffer or die to protect them
>>and
>> > their future. We'd like to get away from our husbands, if they haven't
>>left
>> > already. And for those of us who are single, the prospect of finding a
>>good
>> > man with whom to share life is about as likely as being struck by
>>lightning.
>> > We have nothing to lose.
>> >
>> > We've survived the water diet, the protein diet, the carbohydrate diet,
>>and
>> > the grapefruit diet in gyms and saunas across America and never lost a
>> > pound. We can easily survive months in the hostile terrain of
>>Afghanistan
>> > with no food at all!
>> >
>> > We've spent years tracking down our husbands or lovers in bars,
>>hardware
>> > stores, or sporting events...finding Bin Laden in some cave will be no
>> > problem.
>> >
>> > Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan in a new government? Oh,
>> > please ... we've planned the seating arrangements for in-laws and
>>extended
>> > families at Thanksgiving dinners for years ... we understand tribal
>>warfare.
>> >
>> > Between us, we've divorced enough husbands to know every trick there is
>>for
>> > how they hide, launder, or cover up bank accounts and money sources. We
>>know
>> > how to find that money and we know how to seize it ...with or without
>>the
>> > government's help!
>> >
>> > Let us go and fight. The Taliban hates women. Imagine their terror as
>>we
>> > crawl like ants with hot-flashes over their godforsaken terrain.
>> >
>> > I'm going to write my Congresswoman. You should, too!
>> >
>

johns_ar
1st April 2003, 10:53 AM
good stuff matey :thumbsup:

pianoman
1st April 2003, 11:23 AM
Prozac bit!!!! LOL!! LOL!!!

Miss Cola
1st April 2003, 11:29 AM
LOL! :D

Crystal
1st April 2003, 12:16 PM
LOL! :D :mad: