View Full Version : jack & jill

27th March 2003, 03:23 PM
got this on a email, cant b assd removing the v's on there sides :)

> Jack was to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a
> fireside chat.
> "Jack," he says, "Let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our
> honeymoon suite, I took off my trousers,handed them to your mother
> and said 'Here Darling, try these on'. So she did, and said 'Well
> sweetie, they're a little too big, I can't wear them' so I replied
> 'Exactly. I
> wear the trousers in this family, and I always will'. Ever since that
> night
> we have never had any problems."
> "Hmmm," says Jack, and thinks it's a good thing to try.
> So, on his honeymoon Jack takes off his trousers and says to Jill,
> "Here Baby, try these on". So she does and says, "These are too large,
> they don't fit me". Jack then says, "Exactly. I wear the trousers in
> this relationship, I always will, and I don't want you to forget that".
> At this, Jill takes off her knickers, hands them to Jack and says,
> "Here, you try on mine".
> So he tries and says, "I can't even get into your knickers".
> Jill says, "Exactly, and if you don't change your f*cking attitude,
> you never will!"

27th March 2003, 03:35 PM
If only it were as simple as the first bit lol