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Brian (DJB)
4th August 2017, 08:32 PM
I was in town the other day and i saw a sign that made me piss myself


guess what it said ???


TOILETS CLOSED!!!!!

billyrave
4th August 2017, 10:14 PM
:ba: That's close to an instant ban that . . .lol :axe:

Italo
5th August 2017, 02:53 PM
What do you call a woman on the horison........

:loo:

Dott

Brian (DJB)
4th March 2018, 10:19 PM
ok ok heres one for you

what do you call a dinosaur with one eye?




Doyouthinkhesawusrex!


:fekked::fekked::fekked:

Jigsaw
5th March 2018, 12:43 PM
Here is a stupid joke for you and you probably know this.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 789 (Seven ate Nine)

Brian (DJB)
7th March 2018, 08:43 PM
Here is a stupid joke for you and you probably know this.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 789 (Seven ate Nine)




Heres one for ya ....


have you heard the one about the 3 boiled eggs ?


harden em !! :) :turn::fekked::fekked::bj:

Jigsaw
17th March 2018, 10:33 AM
How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It’s when the blind try to read your face.