Appearances Can Be Fun

[badger]

1-Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?

2-"Like a death at a birthday party, you ruin all the fun... Like a sucked and spat out smartie, you're no use to anyone."

3-He has a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard.

4-"She has an insipid double chin, her legs are too short, and she has a slight potbelly."

5-She loves 'NATURE' - In spite of what it did to her.

6-Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

7-When He comes into a room, the mice jump on chairs.

8-I don't want you to turn the other cheek - it's just as ugly.

9-Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday.

10-See, that's what's meant by dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.

11-Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

12-Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

13-Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

14-I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!


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sum r ok me thinks
any ways
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badger

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