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The Joker
19th November 2002, 07:57 AM
Phone conversations last 30 seconds
You know useful stuff about tanks and airplanes
A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase
Bathroom lines are 80% shorter
You can open all your own jars
Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight
When clicking through the channels you don't have to stop on every shot of
someone crying
You don't have to lug a bag of "necessary" items with you everywhere you go
You can go to the bathroom alone
Your last name stays put
You can leave a hotel room bed unmade
You can kill your own food
The garage is all yours
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
You see the humor in "Terms of Endearment"
You never have to clean the toilet
You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
Wedding plans take care of themselves
If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend
Your underwear costs $7.50 for a pack of 3
None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry
You don't have to shave below your neck
You don't have to curl up next to some big, hairy guy every night
If you're 34 and single, no one notices
Chocolate is just another snack
Three pair of shoes are more than enough
You can say anything and not worry about what people think
You can whip your shirt off on a hot day
Car mechanics tell you the truth
You don't give a flip if someone doesn't notice your new haircut
You can watch a game in silence for hours without your buddy thinking, "He must be mad at me"
One mood, all the time
You can admire Clint Eastwood without having to starve yourself to look like him
Same work........more pay
Gray hair and wrinkles add character
Wedding dress $2000, Tux rental 100 bucks
You don't care if someone is talking behind your back
You don't pass on the dessert and then mooch off someone else's
If you retain water, it is in a canteen
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected
If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room
You think the idea of punting that small, ankle-biting dog is funny

ste30
22nd November 2002, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by The Joker
Phone conversations last 30 seconds
You can leave a hotel room bed unmade
You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room
You think the idea of punting that small, ankle-biting dog is funny

i particularly liked them, the last one actually did make me laugh
maybe im just shallow but to set up a dog then launch it is funny to me :D

The Frog Meister
22nd November 2002, 03:13 PM
especially when they have a little bow in their hair!!!!